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'Well, well, well -- seven hundred and fifty thousand counts of breaking and entering....'

"I thought we had them hooked on sugar."

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The Three Wise Queens

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I didn't spark joy."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Government a la Carte

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Now that's a win."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Truth

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Arizona In Black

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'