Punk Gifts

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

Punk Entomologists.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Navel Keychain.

'Let me get this straight. You actually paid to have it done?'

'Don't worry, mom. The nose ring will be less noticeable once I shave my head.'

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

'Grotesque!'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'So why do you want to be a filing clerk?'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"Spot Mr Conformity, Mr Identikit, and Mr No Individuality!"

'Yes, you do look different.... New glasses?'

'And on the sofa we have a funky punk and a junky hunk.'

Ken's Barber.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

'Dad, I may have found someone even cooler than you.'

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"An invite to a fancy dress party...what are we goin' to wear."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Middle-Aged Punk...

"It's about time we had a little talk about your attitude, young man!"

Steampunk Santa

Vivienne Westwood

Cognitive dissonance

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"

"Look honey, he's rebelling."