Abstract Lover Gifts

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

"Now, there's a nice contemporary sunset!"

The Librarian.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'It's an epic mural called 'The Sees of Change'.'

Abstract expressionist artist says: 'Can you tell what it is yet?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

bird interprets modern art

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Jackson Pollock Studio

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Cremaster Cycle

Surreal ale

"Feel better, dear?"

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'I like the frame.'

Prisoner still life painting.

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.