Ai Fans Pillows

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Bowled over again!

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Time Machine Collision

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I got connected to the internet!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Christmas on Other Planets.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

I think therefore I am.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."