Aviation Fans Pillows

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

'There's nothing worse than being a bird that gets airsick.'

'Sorry I took so long, dear. There was a nice man trying to get me to join his air travel club; The mile high something or other.'

"He keeps touching me!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"