Airline Fan Pillows

Safest Airline in The World

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Caliologist

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

On holiday...

"He keeps touching me!"

Migration Music

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Canada Goose

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Airbus

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

A bendy-cow.