Air Travel Fan Pillows

'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Safest Airline in The World

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Ancient taxi

On holiday...

Migration Music

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Inflatable car

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Tickets, please.'

"Another flight of fancy."

Next stop: moon!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

A bendy-cow.