Air Travel Fan Mugs

'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Caliologist

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

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On holiday...

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Ancient taxi

Migration Music

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Inflatable car

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"Naw, it's a drone."

'Tickets, please.'

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"