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Remote control car breakdown.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Well, we got the grant."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"He keeps touching me!"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

Frankie and Annette.

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.