Ai Lover Prints

Robot and Guru

Robot with low battery

"It was inevitable, Janice. My smart car gained sentience and now we're in love."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robocop and Juliet.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Robot Painter

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Robot walking pet robot

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."