Ale Lover Mugs

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

Beer

Archimedes statue with a lever

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I know it's gassy...'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Surreal ale

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Bradley Wiggins

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Where Cream Ale comes from

REAL ALE for one pint only

Beer

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

BEER BELLY

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"It was inevitable, Janice. My smart car gained sentience and now we're in love."

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Horace

Mississippi John Hurt