Alp Lover Pillows

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Deforestation.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Snowmobull

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"That's very offensive."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Fox hunting.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"This is a duet yourself project."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'