Alp Lover Gifts

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Deforestation.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Snowmobull

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"That's very offensive."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"This is a duet yourself project."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."