Ale Appreciation Prints

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Happy thoughts

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Stag poker"

Surreal ale

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Join me in a beer?

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Beer Club for Men.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Wish You Were Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Beer Recycling Centre

Where Cream Ale comes from

REAL ALE for one pint only

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