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The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Where Cream Ale comes from

Beer

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Bad for you but to die for

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Draw your own path."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Halo Frisbee.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Shoot For The Moon

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."