Ale Adventurer Prints

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Beer

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Bad for you but to die for

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Draw your own path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Halo Frisbee.

Shoot For The Moon

Otto the SmartyCar!