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"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Halo Frisbee.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'