Tropical Drinks T-Shirts

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

PIna Colada

Pina Coladas

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"That's very offensive."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"We've got a problem."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Self Service Island

Yule Tide

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Brazil.

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"

Man on desert island with sign and arrow 'You Are Here'

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'