Tropical Drinks Gifts

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

PIna Colada

Pina Coladas

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"That's very offensive."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"We've got a problem."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Self Service Island

Yule Tide

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

Brazil.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"