Tropical Tastes Taster Gifts

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Pina Coladas

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

PIna Colada

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Culture clash

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Wine not?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Brazil.

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

"Enough yin. More yang."

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

Slimline Santa

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"