Trendsetting Taster Gifts

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

My comfort zone

"Wine not?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Brew Clubs

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

Little Dark Specks

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"This is sort of my little homage to the American farm woman."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"Enough yin. More yang."

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

"I'm the king's food taster. He likes comfort foods."

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"

'Being the royal food taster doesn't mean you always get to lick the filling from the cookies.'

"Howdy! I'm working on my wilderness survival. Want some Sassafras tea?!"