Tropical Tastes Taster Pillows

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Pina Coladas

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

PIna Colada

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Culture clash

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Wine not?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

Brazil.

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

"Enough yin. More yang."

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

Slimline Santa

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."