Trend Tasters Pillows

Heirloom Hot Dogs.

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Two boys rehearsing,

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

"Enough yin. More yang."

Book Burp

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

"Come to the dark side."

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

"I'm the king's food taster. He likes comfort foods."

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"