Trend Taster Pillows

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

"States of tofu"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

Book Burp

"Come to the dark side."

Whistling tea kettle.

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

Genetically modified food cafe

Dieter's 'To-Do' list...

'Hey - these things are pretty good!'

Heirloom Hot Dogs.

'No, no - Style over Substance.'

'Coffee table books are so 20th century...this is a 'double expresso mochaito latte with cinnamon table book'!