Trend Taster T-Shirts

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

"States of tofu"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Comparative Review of the New York Post and its App

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

"Come to the dark side."

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

Book Burp

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

Genetically modified food cafe

Whistling tea kettle.

"How's Joe doing on the Dolly Parton diet?"

Dieter's 'To-Do' list...

Heirloom Hot Dogs.

'No, no - Style over Substance.'