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"How's Joe doing on the Dolly Parton diet?"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"What are you doing?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"