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"This crawling on land, just fashion, it won't last"

"In an unrelated development, yellow ties came in, briefly held sway, and just as mysteriously disappeared."

"See, honey? No hipsters under your bed."

"Clinton's gonna give big tax cuts to the middle class."

'I NEED to KNOW what funky name the media will christen the new decade, to follow the noughties.'

'Today, as a change of pace, I thought we would being by discussing greed in general.'

"We went from blunder to thunder."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"What are you doing?"