Tropical Twist Enthusiast T-Shirts

'... a working vacation means you can wear a Hawaiian shirt while you work.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

You know I can't do the twist.

Danger Coconuts

Clancy: Loud Clothes

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Brazil.

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Private Island

Ice Skater

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'