Tropical Twist Enthusiast Mugs

'... a working vacation means you can wear a Hawaiian shirt while you work.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

The circus diver.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Curtsey

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

Danger Coconuts

Brazil.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Clancy: Loud Clothes

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

Private Island

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'