Jungle Jazz Enthusiast Gifts

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Bryan Ferry

Dynamite little combo

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Piano Keyboard

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

The band.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Red hot little combo

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Musical Pipe

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."