Jungle Jazz Enthusiast Prints

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Louis Armstrong

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Jazz is Invented

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

Radiator jazz player

Bryan Ferry

Piano Keyboard

Dynamite little combo

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Ginger Baker.

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

The band.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"Tarzan no want computer."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Red hot little combo

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."