Jungle Aficionado Prints

'Call for an ambulance....it's another case of Jungle Fever..'

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Too much monkey business...

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

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