Jungle Hairstyling Enthusiasts Mugs

Elephant offers a blow dry for $5.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Lesser known greek gods,

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Too much monkey business...

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

Carbon Dating

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Tarzan no want computer."