Nature's Fashionista Gifts

Mushrooms Fashion

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

Big RV Camping

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

Nature girl.

"It must be a fur tree."

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

Venus Fly Trap Hat

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

Eve trying on different leaves

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

Hardcore Hikers

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

You pines should get rid of the needles --- those things are ridiculous! You're still wearing all green --- nobody with any style wears all green in autumn! My colors are their peak! People come from miles around to see me! My limbs are bare, but it the spring I'll get a new wardrobe, and you'll be wearing the same old thin! That guy "leaves" but he never goes away! (Published originally on October 16, 2011.)

Mrs. Big Foot

'I like recycling. look here, before it was recycled into a coat it was a camel!'

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

"If I had known we'd be this long wandering in the wilderness, I would never have worn these shoes."

Buxifolius Filiformis

Animals rights

'Menswear...menswear...'