Fashionista In Nature Gifts

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Pizza London Eye

Hoody Woodpecker.

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"It must be a fur tree."

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Wrapping up trees.

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

"Let me remind you all of the policy against dressing provocatively, and yes, we're referring to what you wore last Tuesday, Don."

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

Those aren't your standard gardening shorts. They're perfect. I get a tan on the hard-to-tan backs of my legs. That is important. My only problem is the unsightly panty line. That's easily fixed. Wear looser pants. Will do. In 30 years.

Eve trying on different leaves

Hardcore Hikers

'I guess that's why they invented gravity.'

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

Mushrooms Fashion

Dirty kid to mom: 'Mud is the new brown.'

Mrs. Big Foot

"If I had known we'd be this long wandering in the wilderness, I would never have worn these shoes."

No, they don't come in red.

Seasons.

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

'Menswear...menswear...'

Wearing a jumpsuit to a festival.