Snake Charming Gifts

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Charmed, I'm sure.

'I've lost my basket...'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

'I call him in for special jobs like this. There's your pearl necklace, Mrs. Spengler, good as new.'

The Music Critic.

'Inspiration'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Man swaying to snake charmers music,

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'My snake is old. First, I have to wake him.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Photobooth Photobomb

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Snake Eyes

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'