Snake Charming T-Shirts

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Charmed, I'm sure.

'I've lost my basket...'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

The Music Critic.

'Inspiration'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Man swaying to snake charmers music,

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'My snake is old. First, I have to wake him.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Photobooth Photobomb

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Snake Eyes

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Snake Charming

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,