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'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Snake Eyes

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Dude. You seem tense."