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'Poor slob - he not only is about to be crushed to death - he's also left the lens cap on.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

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"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

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Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Dude. You seem tense."