Snake Charmer At Heart T-Shirts

Charmed, I'm sure.

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

'Before you open the basket, play this horn.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

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Snake Eyes

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Snake Charming

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The Music Critic.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Are they fresh?'

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"So halfway through the divorce proceedings, I find out Henry is a warlock."