Snake Charmer At Heart Prints

Charmed, I'm sure.

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

'Before you open the basket, play this horn.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Photobooth Photobomb

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Snake Eyes

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

The Music Critic.

Snake Charming

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'Are they fresh?'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes