Snakeskin Stylist Gifts

"Mum, Mum, can Suzie and I use your old skins to play dress-up?"

Great British Eccentrics.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Casual Thursday

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Music Critic.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Snake Dress-Up

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Satan

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Snakeboarding.

'Inspiration'

Tie Racks.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"Here come the suits."