Snakeskin Stylist Prints

"Mum, Mum, can Suzie and I use your old skins to play dress-up?"

Great British Eccentrics.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Casual Thursday

Punkins

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Music Critic.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Snake Dress-Up

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Satan

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Snakeboarding.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

Tie Racks.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'Inspiration'

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."