Snakeskin Admirer Gifts

'Cool shoes! Snakeskin?'

Love at First Sight

Skiing.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Snow flake

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"She's just being Koi."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Yo ho ho!

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Dude. You seem tense."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'