Snakeskin Admirer Gifts

'Cool shoes! Snakeskin?'

Love at First Sight

Skiing.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Snow flake

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"She's just being Koi."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Yo ho ho!

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Man

Danth battle?

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'