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Medusa

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Snake Charmer

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

The Music Critic.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"