Swine Stylist Pillows

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Dogs shaving

Ski lift mobile

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Covid v Vaccinator

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Ski kicker.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Snake Dress-Up

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'She hates to see me happy.'

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

"The groomer used too much product."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Easy knitting project

"Mum, Mum, can Suzie and I use your old skins to play dress-up?"

'All I see is stripes before my eyes.'

'Mom, dad - this is the guy I want to spend my life with until the butcher will separate us.'