Wig Specialist Gifts

'And, if the adhesive doesn't work, here's a free box of thumb tacks.'

'Perfect.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Lady in a pretty dress

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

A Head-Dress in 1777

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

The five orders of periwigs

"Wig or the wisp?"

Tonsure Toupee

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

On a windy day in 1735, a new wig gives Bernoulli an idea.

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"Takes years of me..."

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

'Hold it! Wrong wig!'