Wig And Gown Enthusiast Pillows

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Graduate

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Purple dress

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Zumma Cum Laude

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS,

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Don't worry Mr Hooper, it isn't a serious operation you will be undergoing.'

Graduate.

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

Dilophosaurus

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."