Cap And Gown Aficionado Pillows

Zumma Cum Laude

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Graduate

Purple dress

Pirate

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Little boy dragon

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Catsuit

Superhero

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

Graduate of 2021

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

'What makes you think I'm in telemarketing?'