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Cap And Gown Crew Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to graduation celebrations with pillows featuring witty and heartfelt messages for your cap and gown crew. Perfect for dorms or living rooms.
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Would you like some wings?"
Working in the Hazard Zone!
Cut!
Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.
"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
'Slip Ahoy!'
Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!
Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.
"I see here that you are a recent graduate."
Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"
Graduate
Hollywood producer.
Airport
Zumma Cum Laude
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"
"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."
"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."
True Story Movie
"They say she's gone completely Sundance."
"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."
Going to Work. . .Coming Home
'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'
"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"
'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'
"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"
'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'
No Cabin Crew Self Service.
'Cut!' (movie studio director)
"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."
Cap And Gown Crew Pillows Collection
Cap And Gown Crew Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt mugs perfect for your cap and gown crew. Celebrate graduation with a cup that speaks volumes!
Cap And Gown Crew Prints
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Cap And Gown Crew T-Shirts
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