Cap And Gown Users Pillows

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Graduate

Purple dress

Zumma Cum Laude

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Graduate of 2021

Graduate

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS,

Graduate.

Resumes

"I didn't know you had a minor."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Clothes Make the man...

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

Graduation.

'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

Graduate Joins the Unemployment Queue.

New rule: no tumble-drying!

"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

Graduate

'Congratulations! This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their diplomas from our website.'

The word going around is that the business administration graduates are hiring the engineering graduates.